I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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