I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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