Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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