There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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