ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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