You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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