You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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