She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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