I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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