We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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