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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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