I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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