No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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