So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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