i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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