o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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