I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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