dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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