He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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