i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
if only i could text you this smell
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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