well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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