On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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