your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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