I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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