so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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