from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have fence marks all over my body
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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