is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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