She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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