he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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