Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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