super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You made out with two different species that night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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