if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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