I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
be right there i have to get my cape
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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