I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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