I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Someone came in the potted fern
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm both gender and math confused
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