Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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