only if we run a train.
done.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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