Who wears a wallet chain?!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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