Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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