you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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