I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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