There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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