Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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