That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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