at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
be right there i have to get my cape
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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