when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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