i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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