We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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