Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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