batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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