If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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