He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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