You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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