we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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