So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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