I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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