Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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