In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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